Smile, lovelies.

Pretty sure I'll be in a cast for a few weeks, may have broken my arm...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:33:21 -0700

Happy early birthday to me……..

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:06:53 -0700

natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:04:59 -0700

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

hangoverpart3: May 23rd. So close you can almost taste it. Get...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:03:38 -0700

hangoverpart3:

May 23rd. So close you can almost taste it. Get tickets for The Hangover Part III: http://bit.ly/H3Tickets

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Mon, 13 May 2013 23:48:20 -0700

spooksss: lounginglackadaisically: aaamaaa: OH MY FUCKING GOD KAREN SHOWED THING TO ME WHICH IS...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:46:16 -0700

spooksss:

lounginglackadaisically:

aaamaaa:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

KAREN SHOWED THING TO ME

WHICH IS A VIBRATOR THAT GOES TO THE RHYTHM OF THE SONG PLAYING

HEY JULIETTE IT’S THAT ONE YOU WANTED THAT YOU COULDN’T FIND.

Mmff imagine listening to Jonny Craig or Shayley Bourget with this shit moving, damn

My birthday is in 14 days!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:45:23 -0700

I’m fucking stoked.

i wanna get my nose pierced! but i realllllly want a hoop like you! and everyone is telling me you can't start off with a hoop right away, and that you have to start off with a stud :( is this true? x

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:42:23 -0700

No haha I put a hoop in right when I got home and it healed in like a week

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:23:35 -0700

No one will reblog this from me.

My face looks crayzie clear :]

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:20:42 -0700

My face looks crayzie clear :]

Got my first root canal today :( my face hurts so much.

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:07:51 -0700

Got my first root canal today :( my face hurts so much.

The Seven Shittiest Sins

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:14:44 -0700

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

poserfag: Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. pls.

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:12:58 -0700

poserfag:

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me.

pls.

cassjaytuck: what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:11:40 -0700

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

If you have ever taken a razor blade to that beautiful body of yours, skipped one or more meals, cried yourself to sleep because you never thought you were good enough, attempted any sort of self harm, had thoughts of taking your own life, or actually tried it, HONESTLY reblog this.

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:11:45 -0700

Pollen accidentally enters body

Sat, 04 May 2013 10:40:51 -0700

*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

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Sat, 04 May 2013 02:50:49 -0700

Ironman 3 premier!! :D

Fri, 03 May 2013 16:36:44 -0700

Ironman 3 premier!! :D

Mhm

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:38:55 -0700

Mhm

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