dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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peachfruits:

summersinthesky:

WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?

it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck
e-piphanies:

omg me in 20 years

f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s:

why is it that in order to find a comfortable bra that actually fits i need to go from store to store, spend hundreds of dollars, search everywhere, climb mount everest, drink the blood of my enemies, sacrifice a cow, and raise the dark lord satan?

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

(Source: wonderwallmart)

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

(Source: 314eater)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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alt-j:

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

I just had a foodgasm looking at this